Haiku U. by David M. Bader

I opened the book.
Hooked immediately, I
could not put it down.










 A few, fun samples--
temptation to lure you in--
read the book yourself.

Samuel Beckett
Waiting for Godot
Act 1: It's hopeless.
     My boots don't fit. Where is God?
          Act 2: The same thing.

Christopher Marlowe
Doctor Faustus
A scholar trades a
     few fun years for endless Hell.
          Math was not his field.

Emily Bronte
Wuthering Heights
Wild. Strange. A bit damp.
     Heathcliff waits for Cathy's ghost.
          Women. Always late.