Two words: huge disappointment.
I was looking for a fun remake with lots of great dancing. There were only two great dance scenes - the opening "flashback" scene, and the closing scene. In between were 100 minutes of my thoughts careening in these directions:
1. This is too racy (for the first 30 minutes)
2. Only a teenager would like this, but I wouldn't want my teenager (if I had one) to see it (at least for the first 30 minutes).
3. If I run to the bathroom I know I won't miss anything.
4. (Peering at my non-glow-in-the-dark watch) I wonder how long until the movie is over?
5. I bet if I made a phone call the 10 people in the audience would find it more fun to listen to than this movie.
6. I should start thinking about my blog post now.
7. I wonder if we should just leave.
8. I've seen Andie McDowell act and enjoyed those movies. How come she's not acting now? Is it her, or the script?
9. Repeat number 8 for all known actors in the film.
10. Why in the few good dance shots there are, do the cameras show only a limb here or there, and not the whole body dancing?
11. The guy lead is pretty good.
12. The guy who plays Willard is good.
13. I'm disappointed in Julianne Hough. She's really the reason I wanted to see the movie. She can dance, but they don't show it enough.
14. If Bomont is supposed to be such a conservative small town, why are all the girls' chests so exposed, and their skirts non-existant?
15. Why can't Dennis Quaid tell his daughter is having problems just by her appearance?
16. Why did they put the best part (it's relative) of the movie in the last 20 minutes? Corny, yes, but at least more like what I wish the rest was like.
17. There is too much drinking and driving in this movie.
18. Thank heavens this is matinee prices and not full price.
19. Why didn't I borrow the original from a friend, and watch it again at home? For free.
20. What shall we have for dinner?